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3 hours ago

What’s the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

29,550 views

a day ago

What’s black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

69,469 views

4 days ago

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

66,079 views

4 days ago

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment

87,026 views

4 days ago

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work! #laugh #jokes #cows🐄

76,683 views

5 days ago

How is life like toilet paper?

You’re either on a roll or taking 💩 from someone.

78,124 views

6 days ago

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

86,745 views

May 4

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

77,256 views

May 3

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

58,944 views

May 2

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

79,929 views

May 1

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

68,149 views

Apr 30

Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

51,441 views

Apr 29

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

53,774 views

Apr 28

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

64,086 views

Apr 27

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they’re playing knight games.

54,942 views

Apr 24

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

86,543 views

Apr 23

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

108,477 views

Apr 22

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

40,939 views

Apr 21

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

36,123 views

Apr 20

What do nosey peppers do?

What do nosey peppers do? They get jalapeño business! #foodjokes #funny #peppers

41,079 views

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