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Oct 21, 2020

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Oct 21, 2020

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it’s over your head.

647 views

Oct 20, 2020

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

1,620 views

Oct 20, 2020

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.

1,587 views

Oct 20, 2020

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

1,242 views

Oct 20, 2020

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

1,286 views

Oct 20, 2020

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

108 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

580 views

Oct 20, 2020

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

171 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

12 views

Oct 20, 2020

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

10 views

Oct 20, 2020

One day a duck walks in a store...

...and asks the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day...

247 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

88 views

Oct 20, 2020

What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

10 views

Oct 20, 2020

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

4 views

Oct 20, 2020

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

11 views

Oct 20, 2020

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum–you can’t beat it!

13 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

She’ll Let It Go.

114 views

Oct 20, 2020

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they’re playing knight games.

245 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

79 views

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