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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

1,089 views

a day ago

What do nosey peppers do?

What do nosey peppers do? They get jalapeño business! #foodjokes #funny #peppers

19,290 views

3 days ago

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it’s over your head.

10,726 views

3 days ago

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. #penguins #funny #animaljokes

22,123 views

4 days ago

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do ducks get after they eat? A bill! #duckbill #laugh #animaljokes

21,886 views

5 days ago

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

7,129 views

Apr 12

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

14,911 views

Apr 7

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #golf #sportsjokes #funny

18,307 views

Apr 3

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.

24,983 views

Apr 1

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

3,738 views

Mar 31

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

608 views

Feb 1

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

2,602 views

Oct 20, 2020

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

882 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

42 views

Oct 20, 2020

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

45 views

Oct 20, 2020

One day a duck walks in a store...

...and asks the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day...

1,194 views

Oct 20, 2020

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

927 views

Oct 20, 2020

What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

21 views

Oct 20, 2020

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

26 views

Oct 20, 2020

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

31 views

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