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Oct 21

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

408 views

Oct 21

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it’s over your head.

624 views

Oct 20

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

1,580 views

Oct 20

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.

1,559 views

Oct 20

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

1,233 views

Oct 20

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

1,241 views

Oct 20

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

98 views

Oct 20

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

567 views

Oct 20

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

167 views

Oct 20

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

11 views

Oct 20

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

10 views

Oct 20

One day a duck walks in a store...

...and asks the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day...

192 views

Oct 20

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

85 views

Oct 20

What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

8 views

Oct 20

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

3 views

Oct 20

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

9 views

Oct 20

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum–you can’t beat it!

6 views

Oct 20

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

She’ll Let It Go.

113 views

Oct 20

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they’re playing knight games.

225 views

Oct 20

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

74 views

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