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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

a woman dressed up as Catwoman poses atop a small yellow structureEntertainment

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Her purrrse.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.