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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.