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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.