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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

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Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

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a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

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Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

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