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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.