Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Sean Pen.

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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Looking for a specific joke?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.