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Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
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People
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Sean Pen.
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Food & Drinks
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
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Animals
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
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Food & Drinks
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
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Vehicles
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
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Animals
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
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Family
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
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Entertainment
Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
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Puns
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
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Puns
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
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Food & Drinks
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
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Professional
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
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Entertainment
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Stranger things have happened.
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Outdoors
Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
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Animals
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
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Animals
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
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