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Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.