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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

a close-up of a map with a red push-pin stuck on the state of PennsylvaniaPolitical

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

It's a swing state.

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.