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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

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What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

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Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

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People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

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Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

It's a swing state.

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How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

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