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Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Puns

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.