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Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

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Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Puns

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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