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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.