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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!