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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

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Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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