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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

Current Events

What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.