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Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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