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Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.