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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father-In-Law!

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Animals

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!