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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

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Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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a white sandy dune near a body of waterEntertainment

What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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