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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.