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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

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People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

a close-up of many bumper cars in a rowVehicles

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Don't get bent out of shape!

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!