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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

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Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

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a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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