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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...