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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.