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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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