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Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!