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Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

Outdoors

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.