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Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

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Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

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Outdoors

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

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Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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