Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Share On Facebook!

Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at night

Vehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

click here to find out!

Share

Tweet

See More!

Subscribe for more jokes!

Funny Editor

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!