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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.