Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Share On Facebook!
Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!
Privacy PolicyDo Not Sell My InformationTerms of Use