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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

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a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

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a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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