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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.