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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.