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Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

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When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on itEducation

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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