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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.