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Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

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Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.