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Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

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Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

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Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

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Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

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Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

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Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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