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Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.