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Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

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People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

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Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

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Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

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Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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