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Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

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Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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