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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

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Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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a mountain lion stands perched on the top of a rock in a snowy mountainous forest Animals

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

He quit cold turkey.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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