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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

a mountain lion stands perched on the top of a rock in a snowy mountainous forest Animals

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

He quit cold turkey.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.