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Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

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Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.