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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

It was a china shop.

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Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

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a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

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Puns

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Take steps to avoid them.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

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a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

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The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

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Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

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Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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