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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

It was a china shop.

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Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

Puns

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Take steps to avoid them.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.