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Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

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Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

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Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

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