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Why was the bowling ball anxious?

It was hitting pins and needles!

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

priest lawyer?Family

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father-In-Law!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.