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Why was the bowling ball anxious?

It was hitting pins and needles!

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

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priest lawyer?Family

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father-In-Law!

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

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Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

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Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

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