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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Political

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

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Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

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a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

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Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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