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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Political

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.