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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

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Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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