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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.