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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

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Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

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Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

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Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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