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They are always up to something.
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Puns
Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
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Animals
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
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People
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
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Puns
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
An address.
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Animals
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Family
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
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Current Events
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
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Animals
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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Entertainment
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
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Food & Drinks
What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
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Animals
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
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Puns
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
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Puns
What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
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Holiday
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
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