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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

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Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.