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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.