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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.