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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.