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Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.