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Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!