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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

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Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

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People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

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Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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