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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.