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Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!