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Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.