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Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

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What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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