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Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.