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Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.