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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.