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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

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Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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