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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

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Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

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the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

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a basketball player dunks a basketball in a net in a dimly lit courtSports

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

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