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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

a basketball player dunks a basketball in a net in a dimly lit courtSports

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.