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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

a close-up of a red train caboose carVehicles

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!